jackie-chun:

To add to today’s tragedies, a long loved hero died today.

While people still mourn over the much disputed death of the beloved “hip-hop,” apparently a distant cousin of his, “comedy,” died in his sleep this morning.

His reported last words were, “Seriously, I just, I can’t even. Have you been on tumblr at all in your life? No? Okay good, good. People man, people. They just don’t get me. I mean it used to be decent at least, I, I just, jesus man, jesus bro, fuck. Like satire is a big part of myself I’d like to think and guys, it’s a joke, they’re joking, so few people use me so well and so many more just stick it up my butthole and just ahhgkggjgkg”

He will be deeply missed.