July 2011
Anonymous asked: you're beautiful will you marry me?
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WatchCompany Calls always sounds better in the summer time.
three threethree
translation: alex demartino
alex threemartino
Me: Levi's coming over.
Grandma: Go get beautiful!
Me: No.
People are liking the post about tim unfollowing me.
IT’S NOT FUNNY.
GAAWWDCCDDADSCD
tim unfollowed me?
anchorheart:
probably had something to do with your southern comment
come back
Grandma went into the bathroom right after I pooped.
June 2011
Hi, God. It’s me, Julia
Give Alyssa back to me.
Amen.
I remember when Dan and I first started becoming close, and he told me that “I Hate Everyone” was the perfect song for me.
Why can’t I make my relationship status “In a Relationship with God”?
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boygenny replied to your post: tim unfollowed me?
hahahahaha
SHUT UP. I MISS MY BABY!!!!!!
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myrrhman replied to your post: I think I have a totally non-romantic crush on…
WHY SO
u r cute all-around bruh
I think I have a totally non-romantic crush on Alvaro
… If that makes sense.
gomen-nasai:
Okay so I get the whole use a condom while having sex thing
but using a condom for a blowjob
come on guys I mean who would want to put their mouth on a condom in the first place ugh gross and that would just be so awful for both parties involved
bad idea guys
who would do that?
That’s not a thing.
Levi has a cute butt. I just wanna squeeze it all the time.
so soft
so squishy
so small
tim unfollowed me?
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“Mama Mia! What a good movie! She just didn’t know!”
– My Grandmother
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sex
Anonymous asked: Okay. *Drops pants*
Anonymous asked: Horny.
MY GOD.
GET YOUR FINGER AWAY FROM YOUR HUSBAND’S ASSHOLE.
Anonymous asked: Hot & Spicy dick. Dick To The Future. Dicktanic. The Dickshank Redemption.
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iKnow - apple’s latest product
an encylopedia chip in your brain
(18+)
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awhalebiologist replied to your post: How about nobody says “legit” ever again?
how about you cram a sock in it?
shut your noise hole, fry.
Anonymous asked: Dickland. The Dick of Life. Hungry Hungry Dick-Os.
How about nobody says “legit” ever again?
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durarara replied to your post: dick tac hoe
dick dat hoe
Anonymous asked: Penis everywhere.
awhalebiologist:
Bender: You know, I was God once.
God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
dick tac hoe
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I just put on old spice, and now I smell manly.
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faggot
faggot-faggot-faggot:
...
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durarara replied to your post: I miss having good friends, bruh.
let’s be good friends i need some
Dale + Julia
fag hags 4ever
I miss
having good friends, bruh.
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kissmycountryass reblogged your post: Let’s talk about how much I hate the south.
y’all should be ashamed of yourselves.
but why
