Anonymous asked: you're beautiful will you marry me?
Company Calls always sounds better in the summer time.
three threethree translation: alex demartino
Me: Levi's coming over.
Grandma: Go get beautiful!
People are liking the post about tim unfollowing me. IT’S NOT FUNNY. GAAWWDCCDDADSCD
tim unfollowed me?
anchorheart: probably had something to do with your southern comment come back
Grandma went into the bathroom right after I pooped.
Hi, God. It’s me, Julia Give Alyssa back to me. Amen.
I remember when Dan and I first started becoming close, and he told me that “I Hate Everyone” was the perfect song for me.
Why can’t I make my relationship status “In a Relationship with God”?
boygenny replied to your post: tim unfollowed me? hahahahaha SHUT UP. I MISS MY BABY!!!!!!
myrrhman replied to your post: I think I have a totally non-romantic crush on… WHY SO u r cute all-around bruh
I think I have a totally non-romantic crush on Alvaro … If that makes sense.
gomen-nasai: Okay so I get the whole use a condom while having sex thing but using a condom for a blowjob come on guys I mean who would want to put their mouth on a condom in the first place ugh gross and that would just be so awful for both parties involved bad idea guys who would do that? That’s not a thing.
Levi has a cute butt. I just wanna squeeze it all the time. so soft so squishy so small
tim unfollowed me?
Mama Mia! What a good movie! She just didn’t know!– My Grandmother
Anonymous asked: Okay. *Drops pants*
Anonymous asked: Horny.
MY GOD. GET YOUR FINGER AWAY FROM YOUR HUSBAND’S ASSHOLE.
Anonymous asked: Hot & Spicy dick. Dick To The Future. Dicktanic. The Dickshank Redemption.
iKnow - apple’s latest product an encylopedia chip in your brain (18+)
awhalebiologist replied to your post: How about nobody says “legit” ever again? how about you cram a sock in it? shut your noise hole, fry.
Anonymous asked: Dickland. The Dick of Life. Hungry Hungry Dick-Os.
How about nobody says “legit” ever again?
durarara replied to your post: dick tac hoe dick dat hoe
Anonymous asked: Penis everywhere.
awhalebiologist: Bender: You know, I was God once. God: Yes, I saw. You were doing well until everyone died.
dick tac hoe
I just put on old spice, and now I smell manly.
durarara replied to your post: I miss having good friends, bruh. let’s be good friends i need some Dale + Julia fag hags 4ever
I miss having good friends, bruh.
kissmycountryass reblogged your post: Let’s talk about how much I hate the south. y’all should be ashamed of yourselves. but why